REVOLUTION Party Tonite!
It's clear that only after a week of campaigning, the UC is running scared. Hushed coversations between UC representatives old and new nervously glance our way -- "Will tonight end in disaster? Will we end with our beloved enclave in flames?"
The Age of the Popped Collar Cabal is Over.
And how are we celebrating while we wait for the results? By hanging out, listening to music, drinking Tab, and eating Oreos, of course.
Join us in the Eliot Small Dining Hall from 9-11 today to hang out and await the results! Bring your friends and associates.
We will also be unveiling Operation: Sequoia, a highly-classified, highly-amusing scheme to mess with the UC next year. Minimal commitment, maximum Awesome.
WE WILL NOT REST!!!