At the Harvard Dems Town Hall

Garrett Dash Nelson writes --

"If the Crimson were to endorse Hwang, it would be an unholy alliance between stuffy elitism and sarcastic elitism like this world has never seen, likely signaling a coming apocalypse or at least the conquest of Cambridge by soulless Midwestern culture icons. Fuck, wait ..."

We'll have to start working on that endorsement right now.